lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lardgina

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

by dkeros November 18, 2005

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008

Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

lard-ass

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.

Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.

by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005

tub of lard

a really fat person who looks nasty and oily

cee bee is such a tub of lard

by cee gee October 13, 2004

Lardsacks

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.

You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)

by Gravois May 29, 2009