laser 

noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark

"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."

laser by B.O. August 11, 2004

Laser 

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

Laser by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

laser 

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

laser by Sam July 19, 2004

laser 

really bad beer that people only buy in forties

Let's go get forties of laser to funnel.

laser by twinkiesox May 15, 2005

laser 

noun: A failed death ray.

After the death ray failed to kill the insects, it was thereafter known as a laser.

laser by Padfoot October 29, 2007

laser 

a loser/lame person who sucks at life & eats as much food as possible and is just waiting to explode & is fugly.

nolan sorrel is a laser.
ellie is not a laser.

laser by maryy elliot December 5, 2007

Laser 

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.

Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."

Laser by TheLar0 May 12, 2013