Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

hil-fucking-larious

adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity

Larry the Cable Guy is so hil-fucking-larious

by Tha TubaSmith September 25, 2006

Juan Pablo Larios

A male (usually a graphic design teacher) that at times can be a joy to deal with and at other times be the most stubborn and annoying human in exstitance. He is the type of guy to like you one second and the other second absolutly hate your soul.

Hey Man did you hear about Juan Pablo Larios

No what did he do

He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today

Damn that sucks

by Joseph Links December 2, 2022

lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

lagport

In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.

"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"

by Zaenos August 10, 2006