Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

ex: *gets killed in Call of Duty* I am beyond flabbergasted, I am kwomphotated

by jkhgfdxcvgbhjki January 18, 2020

Korman

Incredibly hot guy.

yo, that guy's hot. he's a korman

by tamaduh May 16, 2003

Kwomp

female sex organ, or the clitoris. To be used when describing how you can make women horny. coined by Northern California's unsung hero Ken Mahal.

When you see a girl at a club that you want to hook up with you tell your homies: "ay yo man, I'm bout to wet that kwomp" or when talking to someone about a party you went to: "I was at that spot last night, got faded and wet some kwomp."

by Jedd Rizzun November 8, 2004

KWOM

Kwom Cobblesworth-Tabernacle Taylor the 8th. The blackest and shortest little mon there is. Enjoys any and all matters pertaining to mention of an "L". A Kwom is very funny to watch, however, the specimen itself does not recognize or acknowledge this phenomenon. KWOM=Great entertainment. Also enjoys anything colored from magenta to orange.
2. A small dark chocolate chip boy with no car (yet, has a Looney Tunes boat in his driveway) who enjoys chips (not corn chips), any substance that is mentioned on erowid.com, sweaty unprotected gay sex (tends to happen frequently w/ ALL-de-Kwoms), and lives off Co Rd 39 in Prattvegas, AL.
3.Anyone who has extremely high expectations along with a practically nonexistent success rate.
4. A sweet, impotent, senile, subtle, mumbler who likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, candlelit dinners,bottom-shelf vodka, collard greens, fried chicken, and most important- CONEBREAD.

5. Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from ruthlessly killing squirrels.

1.How you gonna kwom up on my L man?

2. Tracy, you do know that if you go on a date with that boy he might be kwommin all night.

3. So you're making me pay the whole bar tab? You straight kwommin law.

4. Be careful around him, or we might have an early kwomzaa.

by The Djibouti Kwom Fan Club May 16, 2010

korman

1.One who is smart and fashionable
2.One who is in the top 1% of all things good
3.One who is your boss
4.One who you envy
Synonyms: Boss, Pimp, The Man, Hottie, Sexy Cock

If only I was a Korman...everything would be so much better.

by JKor December 28, 2005

kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".

Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."

by Quakeulf April 13, 2010

kormac

A member of a raid team who does sexual favors (mostly hand jobs) as a form of in game currency for favors in game

"I'll have get you 3 kormac handys for that loot you got"

by Mekon-ized November 5, 2017