Keffner

Having no desire to speak to other humans so you carry around a pencil and piece of blank paper and make it look as if its important.

Jimmy: Hey Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: I have this really important paper to make copies of.
Jimmy: Ok see you later.
Chuck:(to himself) Yes. Another day of pulling a Keffner.

by daringstudent April 7, 2010

Keff

An awesome dog that is black and white

Keff is awesomes!

by Pie Meister September 8, 2023

Kefferie

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.

Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.

by Codemann22 April 7, 2019

kweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

When a girl farts from her pussy.

by tyler September 1, 2004

Keffis

The name of a person in a more or less constant state of non-balance. Often intoxicated with alcohol and/or huge amounts of nicotine. Commonly expresses things like "Whoaa oaa oo wa wa! Knulla alla brudar!"
A Keffis is rarely seen clothed during celebratory occasions.

HoboSexyKeffis

by Lars-Gunnar February 4, 2010

Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'

Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

kreffed

the feeling of being overwhelmed by the amount of work you have.

My boss has given me so much work to do, i’m kreffed!

by kombucha girl September 25, 2020