Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.

Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.

by Happy Elf December 29, 2012

keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003

the keeble

Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.

“Zach dont masturbate here in the cafeteria, principle jessie is gonna give you the keeble.”

by ElongD69 September 7, 2019

Kweebe

n. or v.
When you see an attractive person from behind, yet far away. However, when you get close you realize it is your friend's nasty ex-wife or husband.

Also spelled kwiebe or queeb.

verb: "Oh man, I just got totally kweebed the other day."

noun: "Yeah, she's a kweebe."

by moroccostar January 14, 2011

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Keebled!

Insult used on someone, as a substitute for Owned, or similar.

Origin: Craig Keeble. Search for the verb "keeble" for more information.

"Ha! Keebled"

"Man, you got so Keebled!"

by Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 7, 2006