ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

kutcher

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

ass chin kutcher

someone with a huge cleft in their chin that looks like a butthole

hey ass chin kutcher, pass me the ketchup

by jojoclownpants April 13, 2010