Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

kool kids klan

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Klancestor

A person in your family tree who was a member of a hate group.

Jayden was shocked to learn that he had Klancestors for grandfathers.

by historymike February 5, 2014

Klan Man

"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"Klan Man" Parody by Darren Crosby

I am afro man
running through the woods
from the Ku-Klux Clan
They've got point hats
ghost white sheets and
baseball bats
Why do they hate me so?
is it my skin or
just my fro?

by This is pretty funny October 13, 2004

Klandma

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.

u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"

by Emilinko November 26, 2019

Kool Klux Klan

A rap group consisting of 10 African-American rappers & producers from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area. Their current members are SiR E.U, Avionadramida, rMell, Obii Say, CRASHprez, CJ the Genesis, Cal Rips, Kendall Elijah, Loui J & Jay Swish.

More commonly referred to as simply Kool Klux, but never directly as the initials. The name is not in place for shock value; in fact, the group has received a large amount of praise from the local and online hip-hop community since its inception.

Kool Klux Klan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

Klan Life or no life.

by Based Nobleman August 31, 2011

Kalana

THE HEAVENS, THE SKY, THE ROYAL ONE (in Hawaiian);

FORGIVENESS: derivation of Kala-kala (formal and binding statement to the effect: I release you from the wrong, thus I may be released from it) - the official unentanglement of all parties

(This is where the word kalana comes from, and why it doesn't just mean 'forgiveness' in the English sense, because that denotes blame and victimization, but 'forgiveness' as a recognition that the world is not a perfect place, and none of us are perfect beings.)

Kalana as a pro-noun; or for use in Hawaiian language

by RED SOUL February 7, 2010