I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.
by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017
Get the butterscotch krimpet mug.The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.
by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017
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When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.
by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011
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by Brendan February 9, 2004
Get the krimpin out mug.One who is capable of growing a beard from the age of 11. Later goes on to become a powder God, and capable of gnarly sasquatch plummets.
That baby is developing like a real Krimstock, hes already got a 5-o-clock shadow. "Did you see him Krimstock off that rock?"
by Bleming November 27, 2011
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KrimsonTV is a boomer
by HeyItsKemi November 11, 2019
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