A very fun and amazing friend
by Koko pillay April 19, 2018
Get the koshlan mug.Early in the 1600's, a young man named Abdhul Sharma preached to the people of Afghanistan about the potential threats of terrorizers. After three years, he soon gave up this job to seek out a better one. When he reached the country of Persia, he met a young woman named Puja.
In the years after that they spent together, they formed a small but successful couscous restaurant where you could get a small bowl for only 30 ducats. When Abdhul seemed to be at the peak of his happiness, the tables turned against him when he found out that his wife Puja had committed adultery with the children at the nearby public toilets. He soon went into depression, cursing the lords, asking why his wife had cheated on him and why God created him as a Hindu. Now 76 years old, he has a young daughter named Par timah.
Par timah went on to marry Anal Sharma, who actually turned out to be her (first) cousin, so that their marriage was technically illegal in the United States but as they both lived in Iraq at the time they were wed, that fact didn't matter to anyone. Together, Par timah and Anal escaped to America in hope for a 'better' life, only to be tortured by their peers for their lifestyle and genetic love of couscous.
Thus, their daughter Koshal is the result of inbreeding, usually found with a deformation of horrendous facial features.
In the years after that they spent together, they formed a small but successful couscous restaurant where you could get a small bowl for only 30 ducats. When Abdhul seemed to be at the peak of his happiness, the tables turned against him when he found out that his wife Puja had committed adultery with the children at the nearby public toilets. He soon went into depression, cursing the lords, asking why his wife had cheated on him and why God created him as a Hindu. Now 76 years old, he has a young daughter named Par timah.
Par timah went on to marry Anal Sharma, who actually turned out to be her (first) cousin, so that their marriage was technically illegal in the United States but as they both lived in Iraq at the time they were wed, that fact didn't matter to anyone. Together, Par timah and Anal escaped to America in hope for a 'better' life, only to be tortured by their peers for their lifestyle and genetic love of couscous.
Thus, their daughter Koshal is the result of inbreeding, usually found with a deformation of horrendous facial features.
John: Ugh, there was a fugly ass chick who came to Terry's party yesterday and kept hitting on me in some foreign language.
Me: There was a koshal at the party?
John: Yeah, but this a hybrid koshal, with one eye two unibrows. Heck, she makes a chupacabra look like a wedding cake!
Me: There was a koshal at the party?
John: Yeah, but this a hybrid koshal, with one eye two unibrows. Heck, she makes a chupacabra look like a wedding cake!
by Pr4v3sh October 9, 2008
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1) A farm that produces abundant amounts of cocaine and methamphetamine hidden in the form of cous-cous.
2) A girl/boy that looks more hideous than a whirlin' pig that spent a day out in the mud. A fugly person.
2) A girl/boy that looks more hideous than a whirlin' pig that spent a day out in the mud. A fugly person.
by Pravesh<3Kayshal December 9, 2008
Get the koshal mug."I remember that when they announced from the radio the explosion of the first atomic bomb, he said aloud, 'maybe that would do the job.' But all catharses were in vain for that man: his KISHKAS were gripped by the iron hand of outrage and frustration. Among his other misfortunes, I was his wife's favourite"
- Portnoy, talking about his father's constipation. From 'Portnoy's Complaint', by Philip Roth
- Portnoy, talking about his father's constipation. From 'Portnoy's Complaint', by Philip Roth
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Get the kashkaval mug.Koshambi is the most beautiful, loving and caring person u will ever meet, she has a big heart and always cares for others, she is a very trustworthy person who will always listen to u and always be there for u if u ever be her friend, she'll ways understand your feelings and make u feel loved and wanted, talking to her is so fun she is always cheerful and radiant she might have gone through something she might not tell anyone but she suffers from sadness too she also has many problems in her life but she is very brave and deals with it and she is always betrayed by people who misunderstand her, she is a good person with a wonderful personality but despite all this she never wants to be the center of attention by blabbering shit about her life this the best part of her, if u ever meet a koshambi just know that ur blessed with a very good friend who is never gonna leave your side, she is very cool, fun to talk with, brave, cheerful and she cute when she smiles she is very hot too
She is hot because she is a koshambi
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