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kleptoxaniac

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Someone who under the influence of Xanax will steal anything and everything they can get their hands on including items that already belong to them.
Normally Bob is completely trustworthy unless he's had a Xanax then he becomes a kleptoxaniac I will try to steal anything not nailed down and some things that are!
by Dr. Muhu A. Haha July 1, 2022
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Kleptobicia

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klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.

Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?

Will: Sure

Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?

Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
by Panda Brother July 18, 2011
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Kleptopenis

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1. The art of stealing ones man

2. The process where one subconsciously cuts off a man's penis
1. This bitch Maria finds being a kleptopenis to be her best hobby. She

don't know what's coming to her if she comes near my man.

2. Matt was rushed to the hospital when George, his kleptopenis roommate, cut off his man meat.
by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
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Kleptomaniac

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Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.
(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.
by Anelisa (Clepto4Life) December 29, 2008
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kleptopeniac

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An irresistible urge to steal pens.
Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.
by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023
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kleptomemiac

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The addiction of stealing or liberating memes to either stash for later or share on social media or in private messages.
Deep down we're all Kleptomemiacs!
by ElaborateLabyrinth October 2, 2018
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Kleptomaniac

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Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.
Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020
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