Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

Kerplunker

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

by Angelo00 September 1, 2021

kerplok

A single word expression made to signify having brought home great stuff.

To bring home the goods.

Kerplok! Look at the haul I brought home

by Red Cabbage Boy February 11, 2021

kerplonok

Used in the way of sadness

"I was thinking about life and i kerplonoked

by Kazzuuhhaaa March 14, 2022

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank.

by Idle July 24, 2008

Kerplunk

The sound of witch a shit comes out of you anus and drops into the toilet making a "kerplunk" sound and also can cause splashing the butthole.

Just made a kerplunk in the toilet.

by ZittsViaCoo January 31, 2017