Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.

I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

keister bunny

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

Keisterpop

A butt plug

Suck on that strawberry keisterpop, you dirty slut.

by OldDirtyBastard69 January 26, 2021