Oaf Keepers

A more apt name for the far right extremist group, the Oath Keepers. Far from being "revolutionaries" or "patriots" they were by-and-large a collection of drunken, low-IQ clowns, buffoons and losers. In a word: Oafs.

Oh look... Cletus, Goober an the rest of the Oaf Keepers are going to be holding a rally in front of the public library this weekend to support the banning of books about the history of slavery in America. Which is laughable because none of those dolts even know how to read.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Book Keepers Cock Sucker

A Fags Fag. Generally used as an Insult.

That guy is such a show off. Hes a regular Book Keepers Cock Sucker

by KILLKEV August 8, 2005

Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

keeter

to fall or collapse following a period of teetering

"For a moment it looked like my Jenga stack was going to survive that last piece I pulled, but then it keetered over with a hugh crash."

by Philosopher Eight December 22, 2008

keeter

the fuzz in your kooter

After rolling around on the carpet, i had keeter

by The Virtual Lab April 20, 2005

keekers

your best friends in whole entire world

Girl: HI KEEKERSSSSS
Girl 2: HIIIII

by 7Uthebest March 30, 2022