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The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
kayak drunk by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
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Kayak Pirate
A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"
Thief: dude, bill guess what?
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
Kayak Pirate by KaYaKpIrAtE January 22, 2010
Kayak Fever
Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.
As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."
Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
Kayak Fever by King Casual November 10, 2009
Kayak merchant
An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks
Kayak merchant by Price & Sam December 3, 2009
Kayak City
n. The act of having sex in the pool, during which, one partner must be underwater at all times (though they may alternate).
n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.
n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.
I've never tried Kayak City. I don't have a pool I can use for it.
I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.
I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.
Kayak City by TheCripple102 February 21, 2010
kayak brother
One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
kayak brother by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014