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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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Kathleen

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect in everyway, and is liked by all. She is loving and caring and will always be there for you. She is gorgeous and sexy. If you happen to come across one, dont ever let her go. I know i wont
my girlfriend, kathleen
by yourboyfriendLuke February 1, 2009
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Kathleen

The definition of Kathleen is A woman who is sweet, kind, wonderful, nurturing, loving, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful, and ethereal.

Second Definition: A sexy and classy punk rock cougar.

Third Definition: Kathleen is also German for Great Man-Seducer.

Fourth Definition: One who has good taste in music and cinema. Fond of her beautiful dog.

Fifth Definition: The Coolest and Best Woman in the World.
I am madly in love with Kathleen, who is so sweet, kind, nurturing, loving gorgeous, sexy, beautiful and ethereal. Kathleen is my sexy and classy punk rock cougar. She likes good music and good cinema, and She's really fond of her dog. Kathleen is the coolest and best woman in the world. She's also a German Man-Seducer.
by Cinemazach August 7, 2012
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Kathleen

most serene. goddess of beauty. smart, talented and funny. seems not to care but deep inside she cares more than anybody else.
you are a true Kathleen
by eduard the dragon slayer December 23, 2009
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kathlena

A girl who could not care less about what you think. She loves everyone except for all the stupid guys that want to ask her out. SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR A BOYFRIEND!!!! She acts outgoing in a large crowd but would rather be alone a deep dark room with her thoughts. Please no drama for this lady, she prefers conversations that have nothing to do with dudes.
Girl 1: Honey that girl looks like a rockstar when she’s single
Girl 2: I know! She must be a Kathlena
by ImaGamerGirl_Get_OverIt September 25, 2020
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Kathleen

She is an angel. The most jaw dropping gorgeous woman you'll ever meet. She is intelligent, funny, sexy and kind hearted. She is sweet to everyone. Liked and respected by everyone. If you've ever met a Kathleen never let her go.
Kathleen is an angel
by Angel Spice May 1, 2018
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kathaleen

The world most beautiful girl, she is a type of person you just dont want to let go. U will miss her even though she only been gone for half a day, and she is just very amazing person u or any body will never forget her no matter what this beautiful amazing person does to you from andre
Kathaleen an amazing girl
by coffmen andre September 7, 2013
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