Klaplunk

The act of a male having a shit on the toilet whilst getting sucked off at the same time.

'I love a good Klaplunk me'
'Mmm, what a mighty klaplunk'
'Howay Susan, I fancy a klaplunk'

by Klaplunkonme October 29, 2012

kaplonk kaplonk

Something you say if a retard spews some retarded shit out of his face hole.

Retard: "gee, I really like U2, their lyrics are so deep and I love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff."

you: "kaplonk kaplonk."

by ginger delight December 17, 2008

Kaplunked

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

by Nutboulder May 12, 2019

kaflunk

instead of boosting at the start of a mario cart race your cart goes boom

ah darn i kaflunked

by bobofthehills February 9, 2024