Contrary to popular belief, Kansas is not the flattest state in the union (which happens to be Florida). Located in the extreme center of the US, Kansas is commonly associated with cows and/or wheat, but has little other claim to fame. Alot of people like to reference Kansas to the Wizard of Oz. Nobody is amused. We never have been.
It is believed that Kansans do not have paved roads or access to the internet, and are all married to thier cousins. Most Kansans have never lived on a farm. It is home to Johnson County, the Kansas equivalent to the 90210 where there are plenty of places to blow your money on designer purses and multi-million dollar mansions.
Most stay away from KCMO or the heart of KCK, where you have a 50% chance of death. But the Kansas side is the best (at least the streets run the correct way).
It is believed that Kansans do not have paved roads or access to the internet, and are all married to thier cousins. Most Kansans have never lived on a farm. It is home to Johnson County, the Kansas equivalent to the 90210 where there are plenty of places to blow your money on designer purses and multi-million dollar mansions.
Most stay away from KCMO or the heart of KCK, where you have a 50% chance of death. But the Kansas side is the best (at least the streets run the correct way).
Kid 1: How can you be from Kansas?
Kid 2: Because I'm from Johnson County, idiot. We were ranked number three best county to live in. Read Forbes.
Kid 1: Woah wait, do you know what facebook is? do you have paved roads?
Kid 2: I'm sorry, let me pull out my John Deere onto I-435...
Todo has been dead for a long time. You are not amusing me with your idiotic attempts at a joke.
Kid 2: Because I'm from Johnson County, idiot. We were ranked number three best county to live in. Read Forbes.
Kid 1: Woah wait, do you know what facebook is? do you have paved roads?
Kid 2: I'm sorry, let me pull out my John Deere onto I-435...
Todo has been dead for a long time. You are not amusing me with your idiotic attempts at a joke.
by theunmentioned October 05, 2008
A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall
Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.
Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark
Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.
University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory
Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
Russell Stover's- Hella Candy
Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...
KC Zoo-animals and stuff
Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.
And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall
Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.
Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark
Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.
University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory
Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
Russell Stover's- Hella Candy
Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...
KC Zoo-animals and stuff
Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.
And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.
by Shanice April 25, 2005
A state that is:
a.) Flat in the western half and hilly with valleys in the eastern half, especially in the Ozark region. (I live in Kansas and my town is in a valley, so ha.)
b.) Can be boring if you don't know the place. (Tractor tipping anyone?)
c.) Is not the home of Wizard the Oz, and no, we don't know where Toto is.
d.) Does have tornadoes, but I've never seen one. As we say in Kansas, if you don't like the weather now, it'll change, probably within ten minutes.
e.) Has Salina, a town that is in equal distance from New York as it is from Los Angeles (1,490 miles each way).
f.) Smallville and Metropolis do not exist in real life.
a.) Flat in the western half and hilly with valleys in the eastern half, especially in the Ozark region. (I live in Kansas and my town is in a valley, so ha.)
b.) Can be boring if you don't know the place. (Tractor tipping anyone?)
c.) Is not the home of Wizard the Oz, and no, we don't know where Toto is.
d.) Does have tornadoes, but I've never seen one. As we say in Kansas, if you don't like the weather now, it'll change, probably within ten minutes.
e.) Has Salina, a town that is in equal distance from New York as it is from Los Angeles (1,490 miles each way).
f.) Smallville and Metropolis do not exist in real life.
Person Y: I have to go to Kansas, and they don't electricity!
Person Z: Then ask the Wizard of Oz for some.
Person Z: Then ask the Wizard of Oz for some.
by Sunflowerscene February 24, 2009
actually the most boring state in the USA would be Idaho or Montana and it is the state of wheat not corn.
by The Alex June 22, 2005
A very strong willing girl who doesn't take anybody's shit. Once shes mad at you shes never going to like you again. One of the most loving, caring, trustworthy, and honest girlfriend or wife possible.
by a girl named Kansas December 18, 2016
A ficitonal location in the Central US, which serves as tribute to the amazing progressive rock band behind Dust in the Wind and Carry on Wayward Son.
by Hydrorational October 09, 2018
v.
1. A word describing the act of drinking alchoholic beverages.
2. Code word meaning "to get drunk"
1. A word describing the act of drinking alchoholic beverages.
2. Code word meaning "to get drunk"
A. Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
B. I feel like going to kansas tonight.
A. Sounds like a good idea. I'll buy the fuel.
B. I feel like going to kansas tonight.
A. Sounds like a good idea. I'll buy the fuel.
by chase February 10, 2004