Kabao

meaning in hmong: Butterfly

you're my sweet, beautiful, and lovely Kabao.

by Kabao March 3, 2008

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

Kablooie

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated

Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!

by Peetor! March 4, 2005

kabber

the residue rings left around a glass or cup after drinking the contents

Look at the kabber in that glass!

by sark February 24, 2004

Kabobulator

A Kabobulator is an object which its name is unknown, or not immediately remembered. It is synonymous with thingamabob and whatjamacallit.

Sam: There we were, smoking our shit when all of a sudden, this freaking huge kabobulator fell from the sky!

Jess: Kabobulator?

Sam: Yeah you know, one of those thingsamabobs with stuff and shit.

Jess: Oh, you mean an aeroplane?

Sam: Thats what I'm talking about!

by ringfeeder September 7, 2007

rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009