Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.

Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!

by anonymous October 11, 2024

jumped

When someone sus starts talking to you non consensually

Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*

Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.

by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Jumped the shark

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

jumped the gun

You jump the gun when you start doing something before the appropriate time.

Sorry I jumped the gun by telling Carol the news before checking with you

by Domingo Mihovilovic November 5, 2007

jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

by shartilingus March 29, 2009

Jumped the Bay

A reference to a movie or movie director who has sacrificed plot or character development in favor of special effects, a la Michael Bay, in a negative way, by also referencing the well known phrase "Jumping the Shark", which refers to a tv show that is no longer as good as it used to be.

It looks like Roland Emmerich may have finally jumped the Bay with "2012."

by Lord Ironfist November 11, 2009