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Jumped-Up 

Refers to someone acting in a really pompous, overbearing way, arrogant without any reason to be so, acting a fool or a jerk; the implication is someone trying to act way above their "station" or "caste", having "jumped-up" where they don't belong. Usually accompanied by an insulting noun. A term favoured by Gordon Ramsey on his cooking programmes.
"You jumped-up little berk! You fucking gobshite! Who the hell do you think you're talking to? You're talking out yer arse, you know that, don't you"?
Jumped-Up by nicodagger March 2, 2009
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Jumped-up 

Over inflated ego showing arrogance. Not someone with people skills.
That jumped-up arrogant tool Spencer has no people skills.
Jumped-up by Chilli-Burbs August 17, 2012

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat 

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

jumped up joe jesus 

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

jesus jumped up christ 

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?

holy h. jumped up 

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!
holy h. jumped up by buggum September 18, 2005

jumpled up

mixed-up, entangled, intertwined
There are quite a few chords that consist of two triads or parts of 2 triads. Usually the notes of 1 triad are superimposed on top of another triad altough the notes of both triads maybe jumpled up.
jumpled up by Mokshansky October 2, 2010
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