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judgement day 

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view
"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."
judgement day by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005

Judgement Joggers 

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
Judgement Joggers by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

judgement day 

The end of the world; a wrath of biblical proportions.
judgement day by Cheezu$ June 27, 2003

Judgement Circle

When teachers stand in an oval formation, taking up the entire hallway and judge harmless students making their way to class.
Mrs. Swint and Mr. Wetbrook are in a huge judgement circle with the principal. When I walked by, they stared at me and acted like I murdered their families.
Judgement Circle by cmrn May 24, 2015

Judgement-Nut 

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
Judgement-Nut by InDedede July 3, 2022

Judgement Day 

21 kid comes back for revenge for calling him stupid

9/10/21 is today
no way bro
Judgement Day by dumbbluebird September 10, 2021