jonsers

epic nickname of the name jonathan

hey Jonsers! wanna play minecraft with da boyz?

by Minecraft_ayo_epic January 7, 2022

joser

When somebody attempts to make the 'loser' sign 'L' with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a 'J' than a 'L'. Substituting the 'J' with the 'L' this person then becomes the 'joser'.

Johnny: "Hey everyone, look at Phil! He's such a loser!" (tries to make the 'L' loser sign using wrong hand)

Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."

by TMA-1 April 8, 2009

Henry Joyner

Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.

Wow, that Henry Joyner is so kind!

by starcasm November 13, 2011

joser

A person who pretends to be of the Jewish heritage but simply is not.

Someone who pretends to be Jewish so that they can make Jewish Jokes.

Example of a Joser:

Peter Griffin from family guy becoming Jewish to enjoy the perks of being Jewish.

by IM_guru May 27, 2010

jonser

Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.

That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.

by biggerP April 25, 2008

Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)

Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.

by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017

joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!

by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008