Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

Jowoj06

Carried r6 diamond with a 0.8 kd

Jowoj06 is freelo

by R6 gunner May 29, 2021

jook

To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'

by dally BOII December 27, 2008

JoWooded

A JoWooded game is when the publisher doesn't support its developers and the users properly, and release their videogames in the worst shape possible, rendering them totally unplayable because its full of bugs and feels unfinished.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.

JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.

Dude 1: Hey dude, what about Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods, is it worthwhile?
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.

Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.

by Argenguy1 September 29, 2010

jookie

A party in a can.

Featured on an old Sprite commercial.

Jookie, jookie, it's a party in a can!

by brouhaha August 4, 2009