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Joyner Lucas

A slightly balding, chubby Afro American rapper who can smash a track like a pinata or Eat it like fries. He makes Logic scared shitless because of sheer talent.
Nigga 1: You going to Joyner Lucas concert tomorrow?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah, that shit be the bomb
by Cigo the god September 6, 2018
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January Joiner

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.
Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
by XBevil January 20, 2006
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Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.
Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
by The Swolestar August 29, 2020
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journer

When a group or individual likes to take long journeys or treks to get to a certain place.
Did he really walk all the way here? He's a journer!
by kodster330 June 28, 2010
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Joubert

To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
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Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Joner

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".

A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.
by joner1234 January 2, 2011
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