jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

jewmanji by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmosexual 

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

jewmosexual by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

Jewmama 

A slur directed at jews. To be said by jews ONLY.

Jenny is so jewmama.

Jewmama by Chef Chaon June 1, 2022

Jewman 

How Kiwis pronounce "German."

"Justin Bieber is Jewman for basketball."

Jewman by yoforeal May 5, 2010

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

Jexmas Tree by semass November 29, 2010

jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

jewmania 

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

jewmania by kburris April 23, 2014