jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

jewmanji by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmanji

When a Jewish friend begins to start acting bitchy and erratically. Similar to bridezilla but with a Jew.

Blythe: Why is Ilana being such a jewmanji?

Jeanette: I don't know, but that jewmanji is starting to piss me off.

jewmanji by BlackLuster May 24, 2010

Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

jewmania 

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

jewmania by kburris April 23, 2014

Jewmanoid 

Another name for a Jewish person. It is not a racial term, but just another name to call someone who is jewish. Made up by a man named Ryan, this word can be used to replace "jew" whenever it is used.

"I am sorry all the jewmanoids. I was out of line. Dead wrong!"

Jewmanoid by Larry Weinstein December 10, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008