jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Jesus'ed

adj.: 1) Describing being nailed, be it physically or verbally.
2) Of or pertaining to having nailed another.

1) "Dude, you just got Jesus'ed!"
2)"I totally Jesus'ed him into next week."

by Drew Brutzman February 5, 2004

jesusegg

a big gay guy with a beard

the big guy from apt# 152 is a jesusegg

by bobbby joee December 8, 2007

jesusegun

A geek who watches animations, most times tall and skinny. Jesuseguns have the interest of everyone at heart. They are introverts but if they feel comfortable with around you, they show you their all. Jesuseguns are smart and are really the best friends to keep; they cherish their friends and would hate to see them hurt!

That boy is really a Jesusegun!! You should go talk to him.

by Little nimnam March 23, 2021

jesusemiliano

he is super cute he has big pp and hes añways better than you

"Did you talk to jesusemiliano today?"
"yes i saw his big pp"
"lucky"

by blackblacky November 20, 2023

Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026