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jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.
guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
by logermoore February 23, 2009
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Jerusalem Joey

A term used to belittle jewish people, people with jew fros, or people with js in their names. Another word for idiot.
by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011
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Jerusalem Wheels

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."
by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014
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Jerusalem Gift Exchange

When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.
When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.
by Buttybutterson March 10, 2018
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jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.
Yo where u get dos air jesuses?
by DAVEED November 12, 2003
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Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.
Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.
by uw22tw July 28, 2010
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Jerusalem Skyline

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat
Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece
by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010
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