Jellymonger

A purveyor of fine English jellies

I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly

by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008

jellyman

to do a jellyman is to throw up on ones boss

we went for xmas drinks last week and one bloke did a jellyman. His boss saw the funny side of it tho.

by The Jellyman December 10, 2008

jellyfinger

To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'

'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'

by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

Jellywonkadonka

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.

Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!

by DrW8ty February 14, 2021

Jellyman

A peadophile or a person who loves jelly

Kevin is a jellyman

by fallenXstarX October 25, 2010

jillybanging

gettin drunk and then getting stoned

I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!

by jeff May 13, 2005

Jellying

When a person at a concert is trying to dance and sing along but is incredibly off beat and usually mouthing the wrong words. The opposite of jamming.

"I'm never taking Derek to a concert again. He was jellying all over the place with no sense of direction or rhythm."

"Do you see the guy with his hippie girlfriend in front of us?"
"Yeah, he's really spreading out his jelly!"
"Couldn't agree more, man Phish is awesome!"

by 802dan January 2, 2010