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Jollywanger 

A Confidence trick - To do something easy to get your confidence up before you face the real hurdle.
Pool - If there's a ball by the pocket, and a harder shot - don't necessarily go for the harder shot in case the other balls is accidentally pocketed by the other player. Sometimes it helps to pot these, then go for the others, feeling a little more confident. This is a Jollywanger.
Jollywanger by beatmastabill January 5, 2014
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jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jollymander 

A misheard word, which the person who mishears it, continues to mishear it, in exactly the same way, no matter how many times they ask for the word to be repeated.
K: Hi, my name's Kumail.
J: Camel?
K: Kumail
J: Sorry, can you say that again?
K: Kum-ay-il
J: Camel?
K: KUMAIL!
J: Hi Camel.

K: My name's not a jollymander; fix your fucking ears!
jollymander by Werdenschmidt June 3, 2018

jollywonkered 

jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "broken", "damaged", "crooked", "fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense; future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.
1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.

2(Adverb): Wow, that guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.

3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.

4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez!

5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.
jollywonkered by CC23 February 2, 2009

Jollywagger 

It means somone who jacks off because they are lonley and single.
Bryce is such a Jollywagger because Ashley turned him down.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026