Jollywanger 

A Confidence trick - To do something easy to get your confidence up before you face the real hurdle.

Pool - If there's a ball by the pocket, and a harder shot - don't necessarily go for the harder shot in case the other balls is accidentally pocketed by the other player. Sometimes it helps to pot these, then go for the others, feeling a little more confident. This is a Jollywanger.

Jollywanger by beatmastabill January 5, 2014

jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jollymander 

A misheard word, which the person who mishears it, continues to mishear it, in exactly the same way, no matter how many times they ask for the word to be repeated.

K: Hi, my name's Kumail.
J: Camel?
K: Kumail
J: Sorry, can you say that again?
K: Kum-ay-il
J: Camel?
K: KUMAIL!
J: Hi Camel.

K: My name's not a jollymander; fix your fucking ears!

jollymander by Werdenschmidt June 3, 2018

jollywonkered 

jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "broken", "damaged", "crooked", "fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense; future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.

1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.

2(Adverb): Wow, that guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.

3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.

4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez!

5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.

jollywonkered by CC23 February 2, 2009

Jollywagger 

It means somone who jacks off because they are lonley and single.

Bryce is such a Jollywagger because Ashley turned him down.

Jollywagger by Kelly Richardson July 16, 2005