Jelke

Most likely the ugliest person in the friend group. Gets friendzoned all the time. Everyone hates her but they pretend they like her

UGH, there's Jelke. Say her hair looks good or something

by supp bitch\ June 19, 2020

Jelke

Jelke is the most beautiful girl i know. She may look at first unfriendly but on the inside she’s very sensitive and kind. She’s loyal, funny and always protects you at all costs if Jelke is your friend.

Y: Do you know jelke ?
M: oh sure, I love her. The best person I met!

by neki.lue August 31, 2021

Jelke

Jelke is a weird guy. he hads long, gangly legs and arms like siren head.

Jelke wants to eat you.

He will swallow you right down his meaty throat.

Goodnight

watch out for the Jelke boy. if you stay awake he will eat you right up!
AHHHHHH??!!

by SilverC January 31, 2021

Jelks

If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.

Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.

by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021

Jelka

Special person who is a part of grammar police. She is very devoted to Jesus.

Jelka zakaj si mi dala 2 spis. Če pa ga je napisala kolegica, ki študira slovenistiko.

by Nerdy Wordy Birdie December 17, 2020

Jelkers

Scantally clad women who pry the benefits of ginger beverages to the general public

Those "Jelkers" just harassed me until I bought a ginger beer

by JELK COMMUNITY December 4, 2012

jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020