Jeep

Jeeps are inexpensive civilianized military vehicles which become very expensive very quickly in order to be made into a "good" one, spawning the acronym: j.e.e.p. just empty every pocket.

I got a new front bumper for my jeep man.
Ya? How much was it?
Just empty every pocket.

by adrenalinemasher March 18, 2015

jeeping

having sex in a jeep, or any car.

yo woman, you been jeepin' behind my back?

girl 1: whata re you doing this weekend?
girl 2: jasper and I are going jeeping.

by cait1234567890 May 30, 2007

jeep

A fictional animal with magical powers, from the old Popeye cartoons. The one most commonly featured was named "Eugene, the Magical Jeep." Magical jeeps make a "jeep-jeep" sound.

Oh, my gosh, Eugene the Magical Jeep was run over by a steamroller!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

jeep

a vehicle that when used in any off road environment, besides a dirt road, will usually break something.

Jeep...there's always something to fix

Junk Each and Every Part

They wrote the book on four wheel drive...but it was a sad story

I got your Jeep thing...now it hurts when I pee...

by ed$$ December 11, 2004

jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

jeep

not a car, not a truck, not a jeep, Nothing

Tim: you drive a jeep !
peter: yep, life is bad and im waiting to die
tim: hey you must also drive a volvo !

by im better than you October 27, 2006

Jeep

Rusty bucket on 4 wheels, normally found stuck in wilderness when it should not have left pavement in the first place.

I was offroading in my Suzuki and had to pull out this JEEP.

by Roby! March 15, 2005