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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
by Mouskey March 30, 2011
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jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones
Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!
by Professional standards September 12, 2021
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wacko jacko

defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"
by i'm from February 18, 2008
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jackocarling

to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.
Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick
by Miss_Vengance September 21, 2007
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Kurt Jeckel

term used to identify hardcore homosexuals

usually the ones who prefer "sword fighting"
Rob:Look at him he is such a Kurt Jeckel
Jim:yep
by you know who I am 2.0 July 23, 2009
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jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
by mokey22 June 1, 2010
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