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Jbad

A slang way of intonating that an object or entity fails to perform it's inteded action or purpose in a satisfactory manner.
"I say sir, your prize racehorse seems to have done a Jbad and failed spectacularily, losing you your entire fortune in rubies!"
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."

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What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.
by aaaanonymous July 9, 2007
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jbads

Jbads (pronounced jay-bads) or "just below average dick syndrome" is said when describing a mans penis that is just below the average erect length of 5.1 in. (12.9 cm)
Man 1: hey bro how's your day going?
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.
by Jjpepper14 July 7, 2018
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jdaddy

The best nigga out there. Got a huge horse cock, looks good, and the best user out there. Everyone wants to be jdaddy. He makes bitches cum just by walking past.
Jdaddy to most lit nigga out there.
by Jmoneylitasf August 19, 2019
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jbad_2

Actual prostitute, donates 10% of earnings to twitch streamers as tax write off.
Jbad_2 is an sucks lots of dick
by andreja.3b October 6, 2019
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jabadullah

a really dumb person, but can be a jabadullah sometimes
did you buy jabadullah's candy?
nah hes too dumb I scammed him
by prince alyusi islassis May 19, 2021
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JobAdder

JobAdder is loved by recruiters and hiring managers across the world. Though, shockingly some people still haven't had a demo.

With no lock-in contract and constant product innovation, JobAdder is a crowd favourite among recruiters because it's designed to make the process of candidate recruitment more efficient and joyful for everyone.
Dude!! JobAdder has made my life so much easier! Now I can focus on what really matters...the pub.
by RyantheRecruiter November 24, 2021
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Jebadiah

Jebadiah is a asshole
by Cescy August 20, 2022
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