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Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."
by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
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Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.
After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.
by fernandot February 6, 2010
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jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.
Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.
by L1tdragon January 12, 2017
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Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.
by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
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Jalaya

If your name is Jalaya, You are so beautiful. Jalaya is an Angel, she is adorable. Everytime she walks in a room, Everyone smiles. Her personality is so great.
Have you seen Jalaya? Damn, she’s gorgeous
by ClownEgirl August 5, 2020
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Jalala

No words needed just Shamplena!
Jalala has a “magiceffect that makes people like her.
by thmnmsrl November 19, 2021
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Jalama

a place where noone really knows about. its probably the most amazing place on the face of the planet. its a campground directly on the beach and everyone there is so friendly and like a giant family. perfect for memories and relaxation. its perfect weather during summer and absolutely beautiful!
lets go to jalama this summer!
oh yeah i remember last summer i had the time of my life, i cant wait!
by luurdleeeemaan December 14, 2009
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