The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
by mister originality May 16, 2015
Get the Swagger Jacker mug.Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Get the conversation hi-jacker mug.Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
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Get the Jackermitting mug.1.a person who wanks or jacks off camels, usually a racial slur towards middle eastern or Arabic decent.
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
2. a person who hijacks camels of middle eastern decent
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