The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"
"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."
"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."
"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
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Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.
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"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."
"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
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Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
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