Cannot sing or act worth shit, but DAMN she's HOT!!!!
J Lo is one fine ass woman!!!!
by Fuckitall July 11, 2006
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A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

J lo forget getting married. Instead live with your fiancee or boyfriends and nobody will pay attention to your personal relationships
by liliamet September 19, 2003
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Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.
I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?
by boner September 8, 2003
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a blonde who once used to be black-haired
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
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Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.
J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com
by Shawn B. April 4, 2003
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