Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD)

Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.

"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010

It'd

Contraction of "it would". How is this not a real word?

It'd be a shame if this was never a real word and I've just been using it my whole life anyway.

by Kcast July 18, 2016

it'd

Contraction form of 'it would' used to express speculative desire.

It'd be nice to have an intelligible conversation with him; it's just too bad he's an idiot.

by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

It'd've

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022

ITDHT

If That Doesn't Help, Try

Try restarting the program, ITDHT restarting the computer.

by VertigoHopes December 6, 2009

ITDW

In The Dream World. Usually used to describe lucid dreams.

Ark: Can't shoot people IRL either.
Ark: Both that and sex are quite satisfying ITDW. 8D

by Scar21 March 18, 2008