taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

ethan isenhauer

someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis

zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer

by efan1234 April 29, 2009

Levi Isenia

Your Boi is very Cool and loves to have girlfriends and is an Ideal Boyfriend

Levi isenia is very cool

by Seswa_ February 13, 2019

Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

isendre

The best, tallest and sexiest guy you can ever meet! Your ass will regret losing him and trust me ik ;)

J: omg is that isendre hes lookin so hot today.

by Eatmybbcbich July 26, 2019

isenhour

A person who uses pictures of giraffes help him reach his sexual climax.

Isenhour looked at giraffes eating to finally release his load

by Mr.isenhour November 7, 2019