Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

by Fasters November 22, 2022

irrational exuberance

(from Investopedia.com:) An infamous phrase uttered by Alan Greenspan in 1996 to describe the overvalued market at the time.

Really, it means you're way too happy about something.

ME: Holy crap, did you see that?!
DUDE: Man, you got a problem with irrational exuberance. STFU.
ME: THAT KICKED ASS!
DUDE: Seriously, STFU!

by pinano July 14, 2004

irrational

1) refusing something rational
2) refusing all things rational
3) unreasonable, not reasonable
4) refusing logic, illogical
5) unwilling to see the perfectoin of my logic and desperately clinging to quaint notions or antiquated superstitions that are nullified by the enfoulabilidy of my vastly superior position, absolutely infallible perfection

"You continue to disagree with me, despite having heard all the facts of the matter, which indicates you are either daft or irrational."

by kplugrafa September 11, 2009