myspace investigation 

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.

"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."

myspace investigation by lc30890 October 13, 2008

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.

Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude

Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

angel investor

An individual who invests in a company during its start-up phase; a financial supporter in the early stages of a corporation's existence.

An 'angel' is a winged creature from heaven who is supposed to help you when you are in danger. An 'angel investor' is someone who provides money for young businesses that really need it. The phrase was first used to describe wealthy patrons who kept Broadway plays on stage despite a lack of profits.

The company never would have survived without the backing of its angel investors.

angel investor by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Investicage 

a) A purposeful apparatus built for investigation purposes.

b) An investigation with very little scope.

The investicage cannot be successfully extrapolated from.

Investicage by Stu Doname August 8, 2018

Investmental 

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.

In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.

Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Historical Investigation 

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

Historical Investigation by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Brown hole investigator 

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011