Invert

A girl who is so ugly that she gets uglier as you become more intoxicated, rather than becoming more attractive.

-Dude, I'm gonna drink until she's pretty
-I don't think it will work. She's definitely an invert.

by chevynut14 January 12, 2010

invertation

The opposite of an erection. When a man sees something that makes his manhood retreat inside him.

She was so ugly she gave me an instant invertation.

by Pifpop May 26, 2017

Invertation

The power of your semen

Wow Kyle has Small invertation
How pathetic

by DJparker09 September 28, 2019

Invert

Penis erreted from the anus.

Man Micheal! You got a big invert huh!

by John Matt June 18, 2003

Inverted Date

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

by RayRayBeLove November 22, 2013

Inverted Chode

When someone has a penis so small and wide that it appears to be going back into the body.

I walked into the locker room and saw Noah’s inverted chode.

by PeaOnYourCock January 23, 2023

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023