internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org
I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets
by natrium November 08, 2004
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The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.
Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.
by IbeSonance April 21, 2006
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The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.
The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.
by Voz March 12, 2012
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Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.
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a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.
examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...
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A great place for insecure people
lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!
by mycowmoos:) January 16, 2011
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A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.
I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.
by guruboy January 21, 2010
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