Definitions by IbeSonance

internet 

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

internet by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

E-Fight 

To engage in an excessive argument with somebody over the internet.

Person 1: Yes
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes
Person 3: Can't you two stop the E-Fighting and have a real debate for once?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: No we can't! Fuck you!
Person 1: Yes we can! Fuck you too!
Person 3: Fucking internets!

E-Fight by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

internets by IbeSonance May 2, 2006