Desert

Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry

What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!

by mark muff April 7, 2008

deserter

One who leaves you behind.

- Has no regards for her friends feelings
-Type of person who leaves you on read as a hobby

"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"

by TisKings June 24, 2017

desert

Africa is a desert.



Example :

Me: Whats in Africa?

Friend: Desert.

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon May 13, 2005

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017