That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.
Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!
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Used to describe a womans cleavage when it has become wrinkled and brown from too much sun exposure.
Since moving to Florida a few years ago, Marcy has developed a serious Desert Valley.
by Velveeta72 September 23, 2010
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When your buddy has a really dry face. Maybe because of accutane or they just have a dry face.
by Evan Pancer May 12, 2008
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The hottest place on goddamn earth
Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside
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when a girl is sucking a guys testicles and the guy farts into her nostrils to suffocate her.
I gave michelle the narliest arabian desert and she gagged on my balls which felt good!
by Rammies May 27, 2010
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Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004
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