desert

n, Usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. Usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. At night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. If found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

When mentioning the word "desert," only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.

The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.

by bAc0Nb0Y March 13, 2005

desert

dry af

man1: Man why is Arizona so dry af
man2: Because its a desert

by AveryAveragePerson January 16, 2021

desert

See Australia

Desert is another word for Australia. :)

Boy 1: Why is that when I think of a desert, I think of Australia.

Boy 2: Because most of the beautiful desert landmarks are found in Australia, buddy. :D

by Niagrabores April 20, 2010

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

desert

a word to describe excessive camel toe on a chick

"dude did you see that girl in the spandex?"

"yeah dude like a fuckin desert"

by not_the_toe November 2, 2008

Desert

A synomym for the grundel - the space between a man's balls and anus.

That girl I went home with was a nasty freak! She went down and wet my desert.

by nino adrian June 27, 2008

Desert

A man that is a player that can get any woman. He super fine, really hot and sexy.

You know what i mean Desert

by thefineassman May 30, 2009