im on a boat

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

by Niral B.ip April 6, 2009

imonia

👱🏾 ♀️👑Imonia is the most beautiful , amazing, selfless, kindness, joyful person I could now. Her smile just makes my day. She is VERY goofy and not really biopolar.

Man I wanna be Imonia, and have her qualities.

by Imonia March 14, 2017

Im on skates

When entering the freeway at very fast rate per hour. (mph)

Timmy is entering the 710 freeway at 100 mph, he then yell out loud "IM ON SKATES" to warn his passengers that he is, or about to, enter the freeway at a very fast rate per hour.

by mR. nAstA April 12, 2009

imonna

The future tense of "I'm".

Progressively lazier ways of saying "I will" without saying "I will":
I am going to
I'm going to
I'm gonna
Imonna

Imonna buy the new MC Frontalot album tomorrow.

by wurp May 12, 2010

imoni

Girl name Bad bitch who takes what she wants not afraid to go after a boy she wants she a sassy bossy bad girl who can ball.

That girl is so Imoni.

by Benji💘💫❕ January 23, 2016

im on one

trippin off of something; high off of drugs or drunk; overly happy for reasons no one else knows

I'm on one dog, that X got me in the zone

by that dozen April 30, 2005

im on a boat

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

by Theooeyes April 16, 2009